Over 99725

Even Demotivational Poster

DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.


TAGS: alone peace revenge death freedom
Rating: 4.84/5

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forseti - August 22, 2012, 9:31 am
Very nice! Even I prefer foggy weather...
RONHUSTLEMAN - August 22, 2012, 12:08 am


TAGS: polar bear revenge lazy karma
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - November 24, 2011, 8:54 am
meh...if it would happen like that, I wish to talk with this KARMA about something...lol


TAGS: happiness revenge crazy enjoy live
Rating: 4.74/5

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Ozbad - February 17, 2012, 2:41 am
Very true .. I think i would like to post this elsewhere to rub it in ..


TAGS: an owls revenge is sweet
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 1:45 am
Thank You FP, Airdude, Y11. You show amazingly good taste. ; )
Yoso11 - April 8, 2011, 5:37 pm
LMFAO. That Owl knows all about revenge.
Airman - April 8, 2011, 11:39 am
I'll second that LOL
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2011, 10:12 am
Am5ome Ice!


TAGS: plotting revenge is sweet enough
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

CaptainBaked - April 25, 2011, 9:34 pm
Yeah I was actually thinking about that poster while I was making this! Too funny...
ICEMAN - April 25, 2011, 6:51 pm
A common theme... 132688
TheOne - April 25, 2011, 4:26 pm

DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.

TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?

moogles -

TAGS: funny god of war ff7 final fantasy seven 7
Rating: 2.22/5

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Foamy - March 26, 2009, 4:43 am
Why did he hurt the chocobo?


SEPHIROTH - World's most badass momma's boy.

TAGS: sephiroth final fantasy 7 seven vii video game videogame games videogames
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by randomDood

dmatt - May 4, 2009, 11:46 pm
its the Masamune.named after the famous sword smith.
Elder God Douchebag - March 7, 2009, 1:30 pm
I always understood it as nodachi.
PhageLab - March 7, 2009, 12:51 pm
I thought it was nodachi?
Anonymous - January 17, 2009, 6:28 pm
His sword is an actual kind of sword called the odachi. it was used to make space on the battle field. And anyone who has seen FF7:AC would know how much he pwns with it. Yes you can YouTube it. Try Sephiroth vs Genesis or Sephiroth vs Cloud.
Big Daddy - January 4, 2009, 4:14 am
I'm amazed theres no final fantasy 7 fan boys flaming this
Sir - December 29, 2008, 2:56 pm
his huge sword would be highly inefficient in actual combat.
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:50 am
comment #1 upstages poster ... well done commenteer #1.
Briton of Rose - December 29, 2008, 1:48 am
With this picture: SEPHIROTH - Master of overcompensation.


STEVEN SEAGAL - Has mastered the pimp hand and the look of death. Why cant you?

STEVEN SEAGAL - When acting gets a name.

TAGS: actor steven seagal lame aikido expressions emotions
Rating: 3.54/5

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Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 9:49 pm
GreaT Motifake !

DIVORCE - You take the car, I'll take the truck.

DO THESE PANTS - Make my butt look big? NO! IT'S YOUR HUGE BUTT!

TAGS: too much ass even for culos
Rating: 3.43/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:36 pm
Stupid censorship rules. Oh NO, it's the B word. The 4 letter b word! Run for the hills! I WONDER what the dastardly word I used was. It couldn't be a word that's present in the picture I'm commenting on itself.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:35 pm
Does my b*** make these pants look big?
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 9:00 am
That thought had not occurred to me...but you may be right!
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:53 am
It's Pat!


I Swear To God Mom! -

TAGS: revenge evil child accidents
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:32 am
You should see when she's mad!
ughomer - September 1, 2014, 12:30 pm
Owwwww! That smarts!

JUICE SPILLS - the stains never seem to come out

TAGS: dont even reply
Rating: 4.81/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 8:52 pm
fred - October 17, 2010, 6:05 pm
Thanks for the LOLs!
boeweizer - September 29, 2010, 6:58 pm
lemme get one of those i swear there is a cat mafia round my neighborhood
abbadon101 - September 29, 2010, 5:00 am
Like it.
DillyRat - September 26, 2010, 7:25 am
HAHAHA... I swear I peed a little ...
CANADA - September 23, 2010, 8:54 pm
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:45 pm
so wrong lol no cant laugh...aw hell..lol
5150monkeylove - September 23, 2010, 7:31 pm
Perfection! 5 juicy little kitties and added to my favs.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 7:01 pm

EVEN A MAN - Needs a walk in closet, and it usually goes well in his man cave ...

TAGS: even man needs walk in
Rating: 4.59/5

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OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 4:59 pm
I need one of those to dissapear from my every day life :D where can i get one? It would be motifake and bear all day long :P 5L
Ragnar - April 22, 2012, 11:22 am
me needz it....my precious...my wantz it...
holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:48 pm
and where do I place my order?
maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 7:34 am
Wow That's Cool !

REVENGE - Best served with a side of irony

TAGS: revenge irony dog collar
Rating: 4.81/5

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wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:37 am
I dig this dog 5bones


TAGS: marriage statistic even number
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 12:37 pm
...and b*********. lol
spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:24 pm
it's called poligamy
Budog - April 6, 2012, 10:30 pm
Good catch... 5L
ughomer - April 6, 2012, 3:56 pm
ROFLMAO. Good one!


TAGS: food freedom soon revenge
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2013, 7:29 pm
This was hilarious, the face is funny as hell. 5 cheese slices.
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:26 pm
Ph**oshop: When Mother Nature doesn't invent things creepy enough to keep our attention
lgvernon - January 2, 2012, 12:36 am

Well, now I am COMPLETELY creeped out!


TAGS: teenage daughters revenge
Rating: 4.85/5

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motifayk - May 2, 2014, 5:29 pm
Must agree with the homer on that one,, 5L
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 2:31 am
Pretty friggin' good for a first post!

REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly


TAGS: adopt pets revenge cat
Rating: 4.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:56 pm
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 10:14 pm
Most excellent.
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:11 pm
This is also a tribute to my shelter cat, Clancy. I adopted him almost 13 years ago. The only poster I ever made with him in it is one of my first crappy basement posters.....115126
5150monkeylove - February 2, 2011, 10:33 pm
Thanks guys. The shelter I work for asked me to show them how to reword it. I did and and they made basically the same thing with horrible spacing and the bright yellow color. they had it printed and set up in my field office.
Sean - February 2, 2011, 2:31 pm
Love the poster. All of mine are rescues too. And all are exacting their special revenge, as per this poster -- though that makes my couch collateral damage (but it's worth it -- stooopid couch).
Cloudchaser - February 2, 2011, 10:31 am
Giving this one 5l because all of my cats are rescues, especially the 2nd youngest who was abandoned at the local community center at only 8 weeks because some (expletive) was too lazy to find him a good hime


TAGS: you can dance anywhere even if only in your heart
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:26 pm

absolutely stunning. fav'd of course...5 without question.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:29 pm
Ha!! a Texas pole dancer! me likes!!



TAGS: revenge is a strip club named mimis
Rating: 3.54/5

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sear3489 - May 5, 2011, 10:48 pm
she needs to be kicked in the face
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:31 pm
i hate parents like this
temp - October 4, 2009, 5:49 pm
She will be very popular with all males in about 5-8 years.
Sean - August 23, 2009, 9:49 pm
I wish punctuation showed up in the tags because the strip club is named Mimi's.

REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.

SEVEN OF NINE - Vertical Smile SFW version

TAGS: seven of nine
Rating: 4.33/5

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PARANOIA - It starts here.

TAGS: snow red child boots house snowball revenge paranoia
Rating: 2.43/5

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someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:45 am
red riding hood - cute. btw. how is that a boy?
0.o - November 13, 2008, 2:35 pm
Thats def. a young boy.
HAHAHAH - October 22, 2008, 3:04 am
HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY BUT SO SAD at the same time!!!
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 5:34 pm
Aw jeez. Leave her alone ya big jerk.


TAGS: cheating husband revenge bullsh t
Rating: 4.88/5

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jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:14 pm
oh...oh d***..lol

OR... - You can just stop being lazy.



TAGS: life time snow road vacation country state event car
Rating: 3.04/5

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justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:27 am
I'm from canada and I lol'd
justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:26 am
I am from canada and I lol'd

The Seven Dwarfs -

TAGS: seven dwarfs car attack
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by vilnius

ughomer - July 6, 2013, 7:49 am
"What a hoot!" (signed, Grumpy).
JesusWept - June 11, 2013, 10:36 am
LOL brilliant! 5 L's
GaryO - May 15, 2013, 11:01 pm

HOW MANY TIMES.. - a night do you think she asks "is it in yet?"

TAGS: she is soooo loose it isnt even funny
Rating: 3.62/5

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LD0ne - April 12, 2010, 4:51 pm
george carlin coined a term.. Birthing Machine i believe...
MO - February 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
MO - February 21, 2010, 9:11 pm
I was going down on my wife the other day and I said mmmmmm the is some good p****, mmmmm this is some good.....LOL
rerun - February 21, 2010, 8:52 pm

is that an echo I hear?
MO - February 21, 2010, 8:22 pm
Here here!! Can I get a hear here?
lunerluvs - February 21, 2010, 8:02 pm
They say you can here her p**** clapping when she jogs ahahaha

INTERNET - Whoever messed with his internet connection...

REVENGE - Is not a cold dish, all you need is some sauce.

TAGS: dish revenge
Rating: 4.75/5

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TAGS: life time wife revenge divorce dear john
Rating: 3.18/5

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Word construction fascist - March 27, 2009, 12:05 pm
The word you're looking for is clarity.

Pay Back's A Bitch -

Flower Revenge -

TAGS: revenge
Rating: 4.6/5

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lgvernon - June 5, 2013, 12:00 pm


RUNNING OF THE BRIDES - Guys, stick to the Running of the Bulls. You're chances of surviving, are by far, much better!


TAGS: revenge redemption
Rating: 4.31/5

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Spiritchaser - March 21, 2011, 3:28 pm
Thank you :)
rerun - March 21, 2011, 3:24 pm

excellent 1st poster


TAGS: revenge car pickaxe
Rating: 3.1/5

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mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 1:58 pm
what are you talking about WIFE? that is what we do to minecraft cheaters

REVENGE - what, He stole my nuts!



TAGS: revenge day i did it in the bedroom with the big pipe
Rating: 4.57/5

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Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 2:46 pm
Great job Grey! 5 golden pipe wrenches for u sir!



GEORGE CLINTON - If anyone's gonna get funk'd up, It's gonna be you.

SUCCESS - $500,000 a year working for Google Some people just reek of what...?

TAGS: revenge nerd geek success failure google
Rating: 3.23/5

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Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 9:52 pm
Geek solidarity!


TAGS: steven wright computer cat
Rating: 3.05/5

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garth - June 19, 2009, 5:26 pm
oh-cool a uniball

STEVEN SEAGAL - Chuck Norris' Bitch Since 1988

TAGS: steven seagal
Rating: 1.71/5

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Scorpio7 - February 11, 2009, 1:31 am
Say that to his face, and see what happens. His "short fuse" is legendary.


TAGS: even clowns do it
Rating: 4.91/5

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GreyScorpion - November 9, 2010, 1:54 pm
airman, the fashion maven...5L
Faceplant31 - November 9, 2010, 1:51 pm
ror, nice.


TAGS: backstab backstabber revenge
Rating: 4.88/5

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Greybeard - October 15, 2012, 7:10 am
Ok. Thank you
Sho - October 15, 2012, 7:07 am
Thought anything with a knife should go on the Plus side


MEMORIES ARE DECEPTIVE - They Are Always Coloured By Today's Events ...

DARTH TATER - Revenge, it's one of the things I do best

TAGS: darth tater revenge do best
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

Dignity - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am
Tasty you are.
champ99 - July 12, 2011, 11:39 am
May the fork be with you.
coldinjected - July 12, 2011, 11:09 am
The jerk left Leia's "home-fried"!
Verdeckt - July 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Luke-warm reception?
Reality Lord - July 12, 2011, 10:28 am

turn to the dark fry?

REVENGE - The Don says its best served with the coffee and brandy.

TAGS: horse head cake corleone revenge
Rating: 3.56/5

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GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 8:58 am
nice revenge day poster. 5L

SWEET REVENGE - A dish best served cold, and with ice cream.

HIPPIES - Don't let them help you perform major surgery!

TAGS: jesus surgeon operation surgery did he even wash his hands
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - October 7, 2009, 2:51 pm
"Mask!!!" ... get it? Colonel Potter ....

shaken not stirred -

TAGS: evening bond
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 19, 2015, 6:01 am
coat hangars + duct ***e = pose-able cat
GaryO - August 19, 2015, 4:40 am
absolutely love this one. 5/F
mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:42 pm
This would be P u s s y Galore? 5L
Oldsod - March 27, 2015, 3:46 pm
5d and faved.


TAGS: nowadays we even take death for granted hammy
Rating: 4.71/5

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Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
Interesting Point
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2010, 7:32 am
Well, given the options, I'd rather life. After all, when you go to hell, you are forced to watch Dane Cook's standup routines. Eternity is an awfully long time.

Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl , welcome.....home -

TAGS: deserter coward nohero levenworthprison
Rating: 4.5/5

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Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:56 pm
desertion is a pretty heavy offense.. I would a**ume so, but this guy seems to just be a flake, so he'll probably get a dishonorable discharge.. if anything
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 5:09 pm
it is, indeed. i wonder....is desertion under fire a firing squad offense?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:04 pm
I a**umed it was Leavenworth
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 3:41 pm
Airman, you know what that is a ph**o of?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 1:41 pm
all in good time mp.. all in good time


TAGS: revenge ex wife yard sale
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - April 8, 2010, 4:06 pm
Been to one of these before! But I got there late, the '69 Corvette was gone by then...sold for $500. I cried. Got some nice tools though!



TAGS: not even a sport much less extreme
Rating: 4/5

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CANADA - February 21, 2010, 3:34 pm
I would defiantly try that
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:29 pm
Of course the cardio would kill me before I reached the other guy.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:27 pm
I would totally try that.
Derek - February 21, 2010, 3:25 pm
Joust got him!


TAGS: steven tyler aerosmith grandma
Rating: 4/5

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Cubbybear - March 28, 2010, 12:34 am
I'm thinking more Keith Richards

PAYBACK - more than just a female dog

INES SAINZ - "Now Sir, If you could please remove your pants.....

ON THE SEVENTH DAY - Jesus shredded ...

MULLIGANS - Isn't the greatest golfer in history owed at least one?

TAGS: tiger woods even the best make mistakes sometimes
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:38 pm
If you really care about Tiger's personal life, you should be his back 9.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:41 pm
It appears he's had seven... but it's more likely to be eighteen.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:06 pm
Me_ - December 9, 2009, 12:06 pm
Proof that all women have a price. No matter who they are or what they look like. Its all about the paper.


REVENGE - Sometimes it's sweet, sometimes it's saliva.

The Sugar Rush -



TAGS: seven dwarves suspect hungry
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2013, 8:46 am
good'n Ism
Reality Lord - March 14, 2013, 9:11 pm



TAGS: whingeing not whinging speel checker don t even recognize it make a british one i say in colour not color
Rating: 4.88/5

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flint - February 17, 2011, 5:41 pm
I guess some people make a career out of being stupid and phil812 is at the top of his game.....
Phil812 - February 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
errr what ?? - so boring I didn't get through your rambling BS ...
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Love it!
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 12:03 pm



TAGS: winning the race steven bradbury style pzy
Rating: 4.82/5

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pzykosiz - October 20, 2010, 6:35 pm
there a video here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z6GnUTVAF0
pzykosiz - October 20, 2010, 6:29 pm
this one was actually from 2002 where steve bradbury won the speed skating because everyone else fell over in the last turn, and he came from last place to win
Reality Lord - October 20, 2010, 7:53 am

great poster. if i remember this in the olympics Ono was disqualified and canada took silver and bronze because of it.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 8:37 pm
Good laugh, thanks.

DIAPER TSUNAMI - About to wipe that silly smile of one babysitter's face.

Google maps -


TAGS: even women would park properly
Rating: 4.44/5

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Antarktikali - August 13, 2010, 9:28 am
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG ...or maybe not
Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:39 pm

you mean you don't?

IT'S OFFICIAL... - Everyone Loves The Cubbybear.

TAGS: everyone loves cubby even vladimir official
Rating: 4.42/5

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MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:28 am
Sorry phydeaux - first in, best dressed and all that. I'm glad to see that we're both on the same wavelength though.
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 9:01 am
I almost did this...dammit...


TAGS: three neins makes twenty seven
Rating: 4.42/5

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forseti - December 9, 2011, 8:58 am
5 Löwen!


TAGS: when airman goes on a secret mission not even chuck norris can find him
Rating: 4.27/5

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Airman - April 2, 2010, 12:13 pm
I hate it when that happens!
Faceplant31 - April 2, 2010, 11:57 am


ALARM SYSTEM? - Nope, don't need one


Circular Motion -


TAGS: even my voices are too happy this early
Rating: 3.88/5

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fred - January 26, 2010, 9:01 pm
this is a real condition. people don't get therapy for it much though.


COVERING ALL BASES - M.Sloth, Tu.Wrath, W.Gluttony Th.Lust, F.Envy, Sa.Greed, Su.Pride

TAGS: pessimistic optimistic 7 seven deadly sins week
Rating: 3.83/5

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SilverAmpithere - June 16, 2009, 2:24 am
There now, those are the seven Morrow Days!
agdaniele - May 8, 2009, 8:28 pm
Dane Cook'd it.

THE STANLEY CUP - Is Worth Seven Teeth.

THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT - There is a certain amount of revenge that can be had when their cat uses your yard as a litter box.

HEY - Why no Sirius?

TAGS: even the joker can dig howard stern
Rating: 3.56/5

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Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 4:20 am
"Drunken Tiger passes out and growls deeply" That's the secret move of Shaolin insomniacs. Speaking of which, I'm going to try to turn in. G'night.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 4:14 am
"Drunken monkey kisses floor fighting style!" (falls over face first onto floor)
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 4:10 am
Yes, we'd be lightning fast...the fight would be over before it even began. Sadly, it would end in a loss, but a cat-like quick loss.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 4:04 am
We would probably hit the ground before hitting anyone else.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:58 am
style pwns. He bobs and weaves like he's unsteady, but he's really ready to move on the drop of hat...or a fist. lol I wonder how drunk I'd have to be to try that ****.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:56 am
Badass! Old school, with some awkward sound affects, but still ten times better thean anything I saw in Tuxedo. lol and he was drinking from that bottle the whole time. "100% proof, just like I like it!" Really, I loved the fluidity of his motion. drunken
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:40 am
Yea, look up the Drunken Master end fight scene, usually places in the top ten greatest always.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:39 am
Wow, just watched the clip. That **** is cool! I love it when they throw some realistic moves in there, like the arm-bar and the guillotine. Nice. If I have one weakness, it's a good fight scene.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:36 am
You could try, but succeeding and trying are two different things entirely.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:35 am
can do half that **** when I'm drunk...until I'm drunk, lol
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:34 am
O, wait...I got the title wrong. I was talking about Forbidden Kingdom, lol. Legend of the Drunk Master, I should check that out sometime. Drunken masters are an interesting paradigm in Martial arts movies...and video games. Personally, I don't think I
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:32 am
And this is just a kick a** scene from another martial artist, Donnie Yen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q99i8qqctSY
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:31 am
Or his terrible one with Jackie Chan, Forbidden Kingdom. Chan kicked a** in Legend of The Drunken Master though.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:31 am
Yeah, those tend to be better. He wasn't in Iron Monkey, was he? Anyway...One time,because I have a nephew, I actually had to sit through one of his painfully American films...Hidden Kingdom.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:27 am
I prefer Hero, or his Chinese films.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:27 am
lol I just drank Bud and watched the ball drop on TV...and Jet Li's Fearless for some reason.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:25 am
I'm still drunk and just got back from my New Years party. GO ME
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:24 am
Man, do you guys realize that we're making the first comments of the new decade! For once, insomnia is paying off...big time.
Produceman117 - January 1, 2010, 3:21 am
Hell yeah, it is. I've been trying for DAYS to get Motifake to accept it for my avatar! I'm hanging onto this one for a while for that reason alone.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:17 am
And now its Baraka produce?
Produceman117 - January 1, 2010, 3:13 am
No problem, Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 2:52 am
Radio, it's sirius business. lol 5L, but never use Johnny Cage or Scorpion. Cheap. jk Scorpion is the man, "Get over here!"
Produceman117 - January 1, 2010, 1:14 am
That's okay, Moo. I once hated you for a second, too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 31, 2009, 8:32 am
For a second I hated you Veggie, Then I read closer......5L
Faceplant31 - December 30, 2009, 5:08 pm
Agreed i ROR with this one. 5Golden Sirius dogs
Produceman117 - December 30, 2009, 4:29 pm
Thanx a bunch.
sickartist - December 30, 2009, 4:19 pm
Perfect twist on a tired old joke 5L

BEST STRATEGY - Keep it simple. Always, ALWAYS go with the Falcon Punch!


TAGS: my seventy two hour cooling off period is over
Rating: 3.28/5

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Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:25 am
You know that whole rule about personal attacks? Not that it really is one, but with the way things have been going around here in the last couple days, I don't know how strictly the rules will play.
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:23 am
Ok Boss...easy now. I don't intend to harm you.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:20 am
And it was the same dude. Lot of alge growing on his back, but if you looked real careful like at the algae, you see: Harry Belefonte. And there can be only one Harry Belefonte.
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:19 am
Rejected why?
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:19 am
Thanks NIK. Having you talk down to me like that feels a little like I'm cheatin' on the wife. But it happened more than once. And I picked up the little dude more than once. And I've caught my share of completely wild turtles. This was different.
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:16 am
LOL. I also submitted a poster, which I expect to be rejected, by the way. Had to do it though. How long do these things usually take? Seems like forever this time.
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:13 am
Obama poster isn't until August 11. What the hell, Sean?
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:13 am
Well I'm sure that's all just how you remember it. I've caught dozens of turtles of all kinds in my youth, and imagine if you stand in the right spot for long enough, you could call any name and something will come to you. HAHA!!! I'm just sayin...
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:12 am
*jaw-drop* Giving turtles a come-hither finger gesture?
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:12 am
Oh, uhm, "The Boss (Sean)" is because I just submitted an Obama -- "Born in the USA!" poster under that name.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:10 am
hurt a turtle, and he was fine. I didn't do anything else to him. Of course the "he" part of my totally true story is an a**umption on my part. The rest is as I have said.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:08 am
my finger (well out of reach of it's mouth). When it got a few feet onto land I made a noise and kinda bluff. When he truned to try to get back into the water, I lifted him up by the tail. I looked at him for a bit and then let him go. I would never
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:06 am
Thanks NIK. But I swear that story is true. I was about ten-ish and I called "Timmy" for about, what seemed like forever, and this pretty much fully grown snapping turtle came out of nowhere to where I was. I then lured it onto land using ...
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:05 am
Ambien, Sean?
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:04 am
LOL. Sean...you really crack me up!
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:03 am
or fed him a lot when he was smaller. What I was told is that they raised him and then let him and his sibling, Tommy, go.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:02 am
I used to know a snapping turtle named Timmy. Lived free, in a pond atttached to a lake, but would come if you called him. True story. Just thought I'd share that. The folks whose cottage was next to that pond either raised him from a hatchling ...
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:58 pm
Not the snapping turtles, I hope.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 11:57 pm
Either way, it's turtles all the way down.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:57 pm
Yeah! As soon as I figure out what that is, I'll thank you, Sean... or curse you.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 11:54 pm
Dammit, Bone ... you knew aggy was a recent convert to CT (Cosmic-Terrapinism), but you HAD to go there!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
This isn't much of an attack poster. I'm not even remotely offended.

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TAGS: cracked eggs revenge
Rating: 3.13/5

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Anonymous2 - April 5, 2010, 11:39 am
They're going to find you, then they're going to exeggcute you.